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Miss Modular · #1

My sister will be on Oprah.

Check your local listings for showtimes.

MarioRPG · #2

Oh yay! I never miss an Episode of Oprah. I'm SO tuning in.

Terra · #3

I'm waiting for Oprah to come on now. Are they going to introduce her as "Miss Modular's Sister?"

Mockery · #4

Surely you instructed your sister to kick Oprah in the crotch and then hold up a sign that reads "www.i-mockery.com rules!" until the security guards tackle her... right?

Terra · #5

So far Oprah received a look alike Barbie doll. Your sis is on tomorrow.

Miss Modular · #6

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Originally Posted by Mockery

Surely you instructed your sister to kick Oprah in the crotch and then hold up a sign that reads "www.i-mockery.com rules!" until the security guards tackle her... right?

Crap! I forgot about that one. Actually, I was hoping for my sister to relay to Oprah a message from Zod. But I forgot.

Yes. She'll be on Tuesday.

Miss Modular · #7

Well, my sister's appearance on Oprah was short. However, the local ABC affiliate did a feature story on her.

Go to http://www.13wham.com/ scroll down, and click on "Fairport Teacher, Guest on Oprah".

Guitar Woman · #8

was she the teacher who got her husband to marry her by making Rachael Ray's love pasta?

Miss Modular · #9

Guitar Woman · #10

That burger segment made me want to go on a road trip all the way to florida so I could eat the number 1 hamburger in the country.

In fact, I think I'll make that the bulk of my spring break.

xbxDaniel · #11

That's a damn long time to be eating some meat.

Guitar Woman · #12

I think the trip would also take a little while. I am on the other side of the country, you know.

xbxDaniel · #13

As long as you make a photobook out of your wild and crazy adventure about eating the number 1 burger and share it with us at I-mock, I encourage you to go.

Guitar Woman · #14

Then again, it would take more than a week to get there by car so I think I'd have to fly in or something

MetalMilitia · #15

Pfft, so long as you get into all manner of zany hijynics along the way it will fly by.

Guitar Woman · #16

I don't care how long it takes me because I love roadtrips more than any normal person should. However, spring break is only a week long so I would have to get to florida in three days, eat the burger on the fourth, then drive all the way back to portland in the last three.

Terra · #17

Yeah but think of the assload of hamburgers you can eat between the time spent on the road.

MetalMilitia · #18

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I don't care how long it takes me because I love roadtrips more than any normal person should. However, spring break is only a week long so I would have to get to florida in three days, eat the burger on the fourth, then drive all the way back to portland in the last three.

Well if teen comedies staring annoying loosers are anything to go by, spring break should be spent on a beach having sex - not eating burgers. :/