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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 02:10 AM        NEW MINIMOCK: "HORRIBLE HULK PLUSH TOYS!"
During a recent search for an Incredible Hulk toy that I had taken a photo of, I discovered a disturbing trend of poorly constructed Hulk plush toys, some of which barely even looked like him. So, I did what any sensible person would do... I created a gallery of the most amusing ones I've found so far!


NEW MINIMOCK: "THE INCREDIBLE HULK AND THE TOYS THAT MAKE HIM ANGRY!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/incredible-hulk-toys

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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 02:47 PM       
the green shlong thing really freaked me out...those crazy italians *slaps knee* HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 02:55 PM       
It just goes to show as long as it's green and frowning, it's the hulk. :/
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 03:02 PM       
that was HILLARIOUS!!

I have always rejected the very notion of the plsuh superhero toy, and have never really even looked at them closely. I don't even have any in my massive action figure collection. Okay, one Batman. But now I see how very wrong I am.

Thanks RoG, for showing me I was wrong.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 03:39 PM       


Y'know, that looks a bit like Peter Griffin from Family Guy.



Doesn't it?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:11 PM       
The very idea that the hulk has a plush form is hilarious on it's own.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:51 PM       
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I don't even have any in my massive action figure collection. Okay, one Batman.
is that the batman forever plush, if so i have a batman forever plush batman... yay
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:59 PM       
this is great work but i'm sure not only hulk has ugly toys. what about making some articles about other crappy toys. just last week i saw some cool starwars knockoffs, with light axes not light sabers, axes .
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 06:50 AM       
The Hulk is just angry his agent didn't get him a bigger cut on all this merch they're pushing in his visage.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 02:40 PM       
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this is great work but i'm sure not only hulk has ugly toys. what about making some articles about other crappy toys. just last week i saw some cool starwars knockoffs, with light axes not light sabers, axes .
Don't worry, when I was doing this piece I already had planned on doing some followups, I just gotta take the time to look for the stuff. There's a whole wide world o' plush toys out there, and lots of them are absurdly awful.

Anyway, thanks for the comments all, glad ya dig the gallery.

Oh and lol @ pjalne :P
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 05:07 PM       
Hey, this one looks like mbutwank!

http://i2.tinypic.com/qnwrrl.jpg
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:05 PM       
Wow. You can photoshop boobs. A guy who can photoshop boobs will NEVER run out of masturbation material. Good luck with the blisters!
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:07 PM       
What the hell is with all the NSFW shit lately?
I almost got in trouble for that and the pickleman thing
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 07:56 PM       
Wow, hulk/max's got a nice rack.
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