There was this guy my mom knew that had an ex-girlfriend that tricked him into thinking he got her pregnant, then was a horrid bitch to him. He was subconciously afraid of ejaculating and came like a girl.
The frequent peeing probably means prostate cancer. My mom says that's why our cat has been peeing so much lately
I'd get one of those flute-cleaning brushes from your local music shoppe, or go to the doctor and inform your previous partners.