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[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by Command Prompt

Speaking of SNL, that new pepsi commercial with Jimmy Fallon makes me, fuck, I don't even know any more.

Seriously, why the fuck bother? Why do they go to these lengths? Have you EVER been at a resteraunt and ordered a coke and they replied "is pepsi alright?" and you went, WELL FUCK YOU! NO ITS NOT! 5 star resteraunt MY ASS, I can't even get A FUCKING PEPSI with my meal! and stormed out? No, you havn't cause THERES NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE and if you think there is...kill yourself. Why? Because you're obviously a fucking zombie and if movies have taught me anything, the only good zombie is a dead one. How do you kill something thats all ready dead? With a fucking headshot.

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I dont like diet pepsi as much as diet coke, does that count?