funny story i was told at work

[Staxeon]

I got a pizza from a local shop (not a national chain) and bit into a piece of glass. It was about the size of a bb, not huge but big enuff not to miss. Since our tech room ordered from there all the time I took the glass in. The owner took it, let it clink on the stainless steel counter, then rubbed it against the counter to make that tell-tale scratching glass noise and goes "yep, its glass". No shit, I bit into it to find out.

He told me he get his dough from a deli in another town and they get stuff all the time in the dough, hunks of wood, plastic, etc., but they usually get it out when they kneed. Hurrah. He offered me credit for my whole order, a large pepperoni pizza and a sub. The next week when I tried to collect he would only give me a free medium cheese pizza, no sub.