Is College Worth It?

[Kulturkampf]

Originally Posted by Geggy

And look how you ended up the way you are, jackass.

Cooler than you -- and too cool for school.

I am so cool people pay me money to put their beers in my pants so they stay ice cold.

I am so cool that I cannot sexually reproduce without thawing my sperm out before ejaculating it through a special machine.

I am so cool that I am cold-blooded and cannot get a proper erection because the coolness causes perma-shrinkage.

I do not need an education -- I have instinct!

You have to realize that a smart man without an education is smarter than a stupid man with one.