Ruin a Wish Game!

[Lotida]

Let the game begin: You wish for something, and the next person to post grants it but somehow ruins it with his imagination.

Example...

"I wish I had a million dollars"

"Granted, but someone accuses you of child molestation and you get forced to pay them everything you got."

I'll go first...

I wish I had a month's vacation!

[MetalMilitia]

Ok, but you must spend it in guantanamo bay.

I wish I could be bothered to go to the shops and buy some cigarettes

[Trash]

Granted, but a 500 pound nazi rapes you on the way back, and steals the cigarettes.
I wish i was a pretty ballerina!

[RaNkeri]

Dude, you forgot to make a wish

I wish I could gain immortality

[Trash]

Granted, but you will turn 8 years old, and you have to spend the rest of your life with Michael Jackson.

[Esuohlim]

This thread is a faggot

[RaNkeri]

It's not faggot, it's just not so funny as it used to be 5 years ago

[Jixby Phillips]

I wish for a thread like this to be posted on the internet somewhere

[ziggytrix]

Granted, but it happens on a forum YOU read.

[Supafly345]

[the_dudefather]

you but milk comes out your nose

[MetalMilitia]

but when it comes out of your nose it doesn't taste nice like when you drank it, it tastes really like nose

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I wish Uwe Boll would go bankrupt, and no one would touch the subject of making a fucking Metal Gear Solid movie because no film could ever fucking touch the game.

[bigtimecow]

granted, but uwe boll ends up robbing you because he's poor and YOU go bankrupt because you are terrible.

i wish everything was green

[Jixby Phillips]

granted BUT IT AINT EASY BEING GREEN

I wish dracula would suck my dick

[GADZOOKS]

Granted, but he may suck more then you bargained for

I wish America was the only country in the world so the troops would always be home

[Terra]

Granted but they'll shoot the losers.

I wish milhouse would pay more attnetion to me and not that Lotida!!

[the_dudefather]

granted, but its because you have a large cavity where your nose was leaking blood and mucus.

i wish that i could be a ninja of the flipping out and uppercutting variety

[Rongi]

granted, but you become played out to the point that no one likes ninjas anymore

i wish my mommy was still alive

[ArrowX]

granted, but she will still be in a persistant vegitative state just like last time.


I wish I had a Ferrari

[Lotida]

Granted... but it comes in a kit and you have to put it together.... and barbie and Ken fit in it.


I wish I could go on a cruise.

[ziggytrix]

granted, but your ship is hijacked by pirates who chop you up and feed you to the sharks.

i wish we could all just get along.

[ArrowX]

granted, but that means you have to hug OAO.

I wish popcorn was made of steak.

[Vampywampy]

Granted, but then popcorn doesn't exist. :o

But...technically it would if it was made of steak...because it would still be called popcorn...


Well, scrap that.


Granted, but Nazi Pirates pin you down and fuck your ass for no reason.


I wish I was as cool as you guys. :'<

[Sethomas]

Wish granted, and since you used the past tense instead of the conditional ("I wish I WERE as cool as you guys), it's obvious that those days are long gone. And, as Boethius says, "In the face of adversity, the greatest misfortune is having once been happy."

I wish I had a fancier watch.