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The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
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Apr 6th, 2006, 05:29 PM
I would but I wouldn't want to cramp your style. I mean, when a board has the one human being on earth god uses as his personal compassion faucet, why would a fella like me try to get in the way?
See, I care as much as I'm able, but that's nothing. You CARE. But isn't that what you'd expect from someone who's just better than everybody else in every way. How can you fault me for not caring the way you do, when you already now your feelings are more genuine than anyone elses? It's a wonder you haven't stopped the trade in human slaves simply by focusing the awesome might of how much you care upon it. You pee the milk of human kindness. What are you even doing here when there are lepers you could be curing with your touch?
But maybe I'm wrong. maybe your REAL power doesn't lie in the admittedly massive amount you care about all people everywhere, maybe it's in your laser like ability to guage the exact amount other people care, just by reading their posts and judging them with your solomonesque wisdom. Maybe tthe REAL service you could render the world is by developing a numerical caring scale, and using your super empathy powers to rank everyone and publish those ranks. Think of the hypocrisy you could expose! When, Abdgcgejhfg, when will you stop hiding here on a message board and shine forth upon the needy world in all your wonderfullness? Why should only the poor grateful unwashed here at I-mock be the sole beneficiaries of your Truth? Don't hide your light under a bushel, Abchdhegfhhsdg, the world is waiting.
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