What Jews Do

[mburbank]

You see? Doesn't it feel better, just really right, to ask a Jew to tell you what to do? Can't you feel all the tension going out of you the instant you obey your DNA and stop thinking for yourself? Good boy. No go on, off you go, make yourself useful. I'm sure somebody needs a piano moved to he third floor, or has a lot of old dry wall that needs tearing out and carting off. Be proud! The world runs on the sweat of your bow, and we need you.

Here, I made you a little mantra. Just keep saying this over and over in your head while doing whatever heavy labor needs doing in your neighborhood.

"Thinking and Questions make Pharoahs head hurt. I will work harder."