spore

[MrAdventure]

well seeing as how a good person will want the things around them to reflect their best personality traits i have decided that the first thing i will make shall be the perfect gentlemen

in order to make the perfect gentlemen it must have a lot of legs and limbs for making bows and the taking of personal effects from people who happen to need a hand at the time

also it will have two mouths one for laughing politely and making small conversation while the other makes sure to take in the proper nutrition during meal times

i will also have to make it tall to shelter those less fortunate from the rain and as a consequence i will have to wear an extra large dinner jacket that will excel at covering puddles

and i guess if thats not possible (though it darn well should be) ill probably wind up giving a sharp set of jaws to something fairly phallic

what kind of animal would you make gadzooks!