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BlueOatmeal · #1

I just want to express my thanks for all your work making fun of OAO. I usually don't flat out hate a person but I would really like it if OAO died a really painful, slow death maybe something with ebola in it.

After reading all his threads in the Thread Backups I felt really sick to my stomach, then I got really angry, then I ate a chicken sandwhich and I felt better.

I'm not good at words so I'm gonna say thanks again!

Chojin · #2

I thought you were OAO?

BlueOatmeal · #3

Well I'm not. :/

I don't know how you could think that. Everyday you disappoint me more and more

Chojin · #4

I gotta say, at least OAO's glamour shots involve pants.

BlueOatmeal · #5

Pants are for grade-a squares.

I edited my last post while you were posting. Also I just edited this post.

I'm never satisfied

RaNkeri · #6

Jesus christ! I just finished reading his threads

I hope he dies a horrible death, just like BOM

Chojin · #7

I didn't actually think you were OAO, I was just pointing out that you're more of a lost cause because one day OAO is going to grow up.

MLE · #8

BlueOatmeal · #9

The beautiful thank you has been tainted. It must be put down. Its the puppy day all over again.

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mburbank · #10

I wouldn't count on him growing out of it. I need this guy in college, and he had some redeaming features, but a massive bloated ego. I figure, well, life will beat him down and he'll grow out of it.

Life showed him over and over that he wasn't as wonderful as he imagined himself, and now twenty some odd years later he is more insufferable than ever. He applied to Yale drama for Grad school, and I said, apply to some other schools, Yale is very selective, but he said no, no, Yale was where he wanted to go and he knew he'd get in becuase no one on earth was better than him. He did not. The following year he applied to ART at Harvard, I said, you know, after yale, ART is just about the hardest, etc. etc, but no, he wouldn't apply anyhwere else and he didn't get in. I don't even want to go into how none of us could convince him not to get involved in a pyramid scheme, or his loathsome career as a new age guru.

And NO THIS IS NOT ME WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! I am a happy underachiever.

BlueOatmeal · #11

I didn't know I was so disliked.

CaptainBubba · #12

I like you.

Chojin is just upset because OAO reminds him of himself at OAO's age, and like a mother waiting for her son to reach puberty at age 17, he is slowly beginning the process of coming to terms with a malnurished and pseudo-retarded son.

BlueOatmeal · #13

Thanks CaptainBubba.

Chojin · #14

I'm not upset; I dislike OAO for being a pompous ass, and I dislike Oatmeal for being extremely creepy. But I wouldn't say I hate either one and I'd rather they keep posting than not because their presence enriches the community in unintentional ways.

ArrowX · #15

BlueOatmeal is awesome.

Seven Force · #16

I too like Larry.

Womti · #17

i think chojin unleashed the beast. Grrrrrr. Sex me up oatmeal!

Seven Force · #18

You're not Brokenang

Womti · #19

I crave old man penis!!

Womti · #20

I crave it MORE!

BlueOatmeal · #21

I have created something so beautiful. I feel at peace for the first time in years!

Chojin you can leave my thread anytime you want while we all have fun!