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DamnthatDavid DamnthatDavid is offline
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Old Apr 22nd, 2006, 01:18 AM       
Your just bitter cause they didn't let you in.

Passed with flying colors. But damn, after holding in the piss for 5 hours waiting for the god damn urine test, I couldn't piss when I needed to. Half the guys couldn't... so we all stood at our seperate urinals, holding our dicks, and making small talk..

"So, come here often?"

"Dead lord, let my pee flow like the mighty mississippi"

or, after we finally managed to fill the cups.

"down the hatch boys! Cheers!"
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