My body becomes stiff and erect as I raise my hand to ask...

[Sethomas]

I was always sad that my skull x-ray didn't have that much contrast. It looks fuzzy and shitty. It also renders visible my freakishly large sinuses, which I'm told give me superhuman powers. People see me in the street and they're like "DAMN, your eyes are really far back in your head! You must have brains galore!" and I'm just like, "no, according to the x-ray it's all just air."


(Edit: God dammit, that image wasn't so huge before. An enemy has enlarged my x-rays.)

I also have an MRI of my brain as my wallpaper.