Long live the English Subjunctive

[mburbank]

You didn't see the emoticon? Seriously? Huh.

Maybe it IS because I don't know how to use them.

Or maybe it's because I never use them, as I have faith in my ability to express myself using words and I am mocking you by printing the words

LAUGHING EMOTICON

Look. Phagroah, look! This is where I would put the MASTURBATING EMOTICON so you would know that I hold you in contempt.

But I think it's better to state that I hold you in contempt in words. Wehn I see your emoticon, knowing you're mongrel IQ is almost certainly lower than mine, I have to assume that all you mean is that you like Masturbating, even though it seems to cause you a degree of pain.

You should see a doctor. It isn't supposed to hurt.