i remember:
i found i-mockery while looking for south park stuff, and roger at the time had something on the site about how much he hated south park. i read every article like a thousand times, then tried to submit one that was funny, but not very good (at least i thought it was funny). i was very kindly rejected by roger (something that would become pretty commonplace). i decided to check out the message boards to see if i could get a better idea of what was considered funny around here, and learned i had no idea of just how lame i really was.
9/11 happened about a month after i got here, and i sort of avoided the prolonged hatred most newbies get. disturbingly, i had been writing an article about how certain ailments involving my ass were causing horrific violence around the world (the israelies had shot a missile into some hamas leaders apartment, and along with killing the hamas guy they had killed a bunch of women and children) the final line of the not so funny piece had been "if a bunch of kids get killed when i get a prostate exam, what the hell is going to happen when i go for a colononscopy this morning?"
i had finished writing it on the bus on the way to work, when i got to the front of my building, somone said "the pentagon has been attacked!" i got online, and stayed online here at i-mockery until the company realized all i was doing was posting on i-mockery.
i went to cleveland with Jager and Proto, met the girl i will always be in love with (glowbelly), met buffalo tom, dr boogie, spaddowsky, dole, and nealry got us all laid by a bunch of strippers who wanted us to go home with them and party, and related how i had gotten high and wandered around food lion with my dick out.
i had two parties that could not have turned out different. the first was so awsomely fun (i believe it was the first time chojin got drunk), and the second i believe i ended up boring doopa, roger, and military messiah half to death
.
i bought a painting from doopa for my whore ex wife, it was beautiful, and am still convinced doopa is an artistic talent that has yet to get the recognition she deserves.
i got the bright idea for the mock wars, completely fucked up the planning for it, then beat jixby because he quit paying attention during our fight.
i wrote a few things for achimp, argued with chojin a LOT (chojin is a passionate guy, if nothing else).
i created THE AMAZING RANDO, and i still feel it was my greatest i-mockery related venture. in my heart i liked to believe that i pissed max burbank off completely with that character.
there was the i-mockery prom, pirate day (which i was not a part of, but i still think about), and about a thousand threads where i would post pictures with comments that only amused me.
and emma.
jeeze, i know there is like tons more stuff, like how gay i am for jixby, mr. fart, throat wobbler, max burbank.
drugs ruin your memory kids, keep that in mind.
Threaded Mode
