Reminisce about I-Mockery!

[Sethomas]

Oh.

A while ago I went to urinate into a toilet. Usually when I do this, I progress further into a situationally-inspired philosophical treatise about that friend and foe of mine, tentatively titled "Meditations on My Cock". However, my attention was shifted to the memory of the scene in About Schmidt where Jack Nicholson chuckles while pissing all over his own bathroom. Years ago, Royal Tennenbaum (or maybe even SolidSnakeASS) made numerous references to his love of that movie. Eventually I made a post going on a tirade about what an absolute moron you'd have to be to like that movie, let alone find it funny. To people who read that thread it probably just seemed like I was pretending to be pissed off about something that stupid. But, no, really it did piss me off. The idea that someone could like that movie. And you know what? When I was pissing a short while ago and that memory came up, every bit of rage returned full swing and has yet to leave me.