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[mburbank]

Jeff the Ninja said 'Hard on'.

Proto. Suck it up. The hard truth is that as you get older first you lose the ability to make new friends and then you lose the ability to keep old ones. It's lifes little way of preparing you to die, which each one of us does alone. And as if that isn't bad enough, you'll almost certainly get a scratched cornea sometime before you die, and those hurt bad.

Of course it's quite possible I inherited the whole lack of friends thing from my Dad, who I become more like every day.

Yeah, it's probably me. I'm sure I'd be lonely if I felt anything at all through the paper bag full of furniture plish I have over my head.

Look, forget I said anything. And for Gods sake stop that damn crying! I SAID STOP IT! OKAY, MISTER, I'M TAKING OFF MY BELT!

Oh, crap. My pants fell down.

And I'm really fat.

You'd think all that fat could at least spare me the humiliation of my pants falling down when I take off my belt to beat someoen for crying.

no wonder my kids are always laughing at me.


i hate you proto

i want more furnitre polish