bubba was my friend

[george]

when my wife burned down her trailer she killed my big dog named bubba.

he was:

1. a confirmed man killer
2. a cannibal.
3. a fugitive from the law.
4. my buddy.

rip.

[MLE]

[glowbelly]

oh no

zoe told me about the trailer burning down and she told me that the animals were trapped inside, but i didn't ask if they were ok.

[Terra]

I'm so sorry. God. I'll keep Bubba in my heart and prayers.

[thebiggameover]

is this about that new george stright song??? :angry

[WhiteRat]

Hey, the Church of Scientology demands a silent mourning!

[george]

i only hope that some other animal eats him, just as he scavaged any animal he could find.

[mburbank]

Was this an accidental burning, a rational act of arson, or an oh boy have I gone nuts flambe?

[george]

exwife and mister magnet (new boyfriend who looks exactly like the guy in the toy that you use magnetic filings to put hair and a beard on, before you put the hair and beard on ) did not install the dryer properly and it wobbled, banging into the plug, which broke the socket, which burned down the house.

arson by retardation.

i even offered to install it cause i knew the both were retards.

sigh

[sadie]

sorry about your dog, george.

we lost our dog a few months ago due to its going rabid toward my baby. kevin should've probably gotten stitches in his hand afterwards. and we always thought his name (killer) was ironic.

[george]

sorry sadie, how have you been otherwise?

this thread is getting sadder and sadder.

i know what will make it all better:

[sadie]

i'm getting bigger and bigger (due in oct.) and dreaming about summer vacation (only five weeks away)...

[george]

you're extra fertile my friend.

are there any kids that you are going to fail just to be spiteful? cackling to yourself and thinking "HAVE A NICE SUMMER YOU LITTLE ASSWIPE!!"

cause thats what i'd do.

[Blue Fox]

it's true, keep you're kids out of his classes!

i mean, if he taught... :/

well, i wouldn't let my kid near him anyway

[Blue Fox]

OMG! I almost forgot what this was about...

Rip Bubba, i loved you as a friend and will always remember you as the giant dog who hopped into my parents car and wouldn't get out, them came home with them and lived a happy life beating up goats, eating dead cocker spaniels, and then being torn away from me to live in a house in another state in which your inevitable death was carried out.

See Ya!

[Carnivore]

Sorry about your loss

Tell me more about the confirmed man killing.

[sadie]

Originally Posted by george

are there any kids that you are going to fail just to be spiteful? cackling to yourself and thinking "HAVE A NICE SUMMER YOU LITTLE ASSWIPE!!"

cause thats what i'd do.

the good thing about this year is that all but one of my classes are advanced, which means most of my students are not jerks. and all of the jerks have earned their very own failing grades!

[george]

jerks

[Juttin]

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

Hey, the Church of Scientology demands a silent mourning!

No,they demand a mourning with lightsabers,and Rush playing in the background

[Terra]

Not if you use your photon torpedos and lazer blasters. > :

:another movie quote.

[GADZOOKS]

terra this is not a thread to be a damn jerk

[Protoclown]

Oh man, George, I just saw this. Sorry to hear about that.

[thebiggameover]

is thisn about capt bubba????

[george]

carni:

a guy community service tried to run away from angry bubba. guy on community service in a panic, runs out in the road and gets smashed by a dump truck. adios amigo, should have taken the points on your license.

proto:

thanks, bubba was a really cool pet. even dead he still makes me happy.