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Old May 12th, 2006, 03:20 AM        Vanilla Rum
God dammit, I enjoy jager, Jim Beam sour, and vodka mixed drinks.
I can down shots of 151 like there is no tomarrow. But I have some fucking gag reflex, and my throat closes to the point I'm gasping for air from this nasty drink and my friends think I'm a pussy.

I hate my friends.

Nastiest drink after a badly mixed Jack and Coke.

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Old May 12th, 2006, 06:10 AM       
I don't like it either.

Ice-cold jager is one of my favourite shots.
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Old May 12th, 2006, 07:14 AM       
Rum in general is nasty. I used to really love Sambuka but after I got minor woman's alcohol poisning I don't think i'll drink it anymore
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Old May 13th, 2006, 12:30 AM       
rum isn't as bad as chartreuse
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Old May 13th, 2006, 09:28 AM       
I hate rum and I don't know what chartreuse is.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 03:11 PM       
it's a 110 proof liqueur made from alpine herbs by monks, and it tastes like herbs and licorice
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Old May 13th, 2006, 03:36 PM       
sounds like it taste crazy.

are the monks all part of a secret preisthood that sacrafices souls of small kittens to make the drink that much more potent?
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Old May 13th, 2006, 04:19 PM       
probably

the taste lingers for like half an hour after you do a shot of it
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Old May 13th, 2006, 05:29 PM       
It still sounds fairly disgusting. I'll drink merlot any day.
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Old May 13th, 2006, 05:32 PM       
i don't drink it cause it's pleasant
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Old May 13th, 2006, 10:09 PM       
rum is horrible because it is loaded with sugar and gives you the worst hangovers in the world.

i miss alcohol tonight
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Old May 13th, 2006, 11:14 PM       
Ah Glow. Are you okay???
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Old May 14th, 2006, 02:23 AM       
someone finished off my 3 bottles of Ale I had in the fridge.

I had to settle for Smirnoff Green Apple... it was like nasty tasting water. I hate apples.
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Old May 14th, 2006, 02:41 AM       
wtf
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Old May 14th, 2006, 10:44 AM       
get a mini-fridge in your room and lock it
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Old May 14th, 2006, 11:59 AM       
i like coconut rum, it's tasty. :o
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Old May 14th, 2006, 09:40 PM       
i was more wtfing about the "i don't like apples" bit
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Old May 14th, 2006, 10:18 PM       
i'm fine! i just wanted a beer or 12 last night, but responsibility reared it's ugly fucking head and i went to bed sober like a good girl.
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Old May 15th, 2006, 01:58 PM       
I wish I could drink beer. I can't. It's Zima (no more than 2!) or merlot.

For Mother's Day dinner we went to Outback and I had a daquri. Ugh. I ended up in the reclyner at 7:30 and fell asleep, like an old fart.

To bring this back on topic, I had no vanilla rum.
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