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Old May 28th, 2006, 10:52 PM       
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
Congratulations, you have both beaten the system and disproved the premises of Christianity that all people who are not believers should burst into flames upon being blessed.
No you idiot. I only proved that Eris' protections are sufficient ward even against high ranking clergy of the Cross.

Plus I was warned the evening before that this event would happen.

The wedding planner lady said "Those of you who aren't Catholic won't recieve communion, but the priest will bless you. He may touch you..."

And it took all the willpower in the world not to die laughing right then and there... or maybe it was simply fear of dying at the bride's mother's hands a moment later... either way this was a weekend I shall never forget, and not only because my best friend got married.
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