THIS is a LOW CARB CAR!

[Chojin]

Actually Mike is useful for the first time in his I-Mockery career, as my 96 Ford Taurus Wagon GL is now in the shop requiring a second automatic transmission repair and they want $3400+ for that and other shit, which is about double the worth of the car itself. Which is why I'm shopping for newer Taurii, because I'm hoping the newer ones aren't as gay with their transmissions.

But I'm open to advice on the issue, I just want something that's stylish and comfortable and can store a lot of shit in it ;< I've been looking at Sables and Pissats and maybe even a Grand Caravan too. But I do so love my Taurus, so I'll probably settle on that or a Sable, seeing as how they're identical in appearance.

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