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View Poll Results: How often do you get it a week? (And not date your hand)
3 times a week. 3 12.00%
Twice a week 3 12.00%
Once a week 2 8.00%
Once every two weeks 2 8.00%
Once a month 0 0%
I'm a fucking virgin leave me alone fer chrissakes 11 44.00%
I-Mock is my sexual outlet. 2 8.00%
I can't find my naughty bits 2 8.00%
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Old Jun 5th, 2006, 09:45 PM       
I think sex is very rude and crude and I am proud to be a virgin you filthy animals
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Old Jun 5th, 2006, 11:02 PM       
Johnny how old are you?

I swear you fuckers are getting younger every year.
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 05:03 AM       
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This reminds me of CaptainBubba's big VIRGINS ONLY thread and then in like two months he was sexing the hell out of his new girl all the time. Now he only shows up once in a while
i'm pretty sure that thread was intended to be a joke to make fun of virgings
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 06:48 AM       
guys did you know that if you wear a strawberry condom it looks like you have dog penis
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 09:18 AM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 11:57 AM       
I haven't got any suga' in five months
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 12:51 PM       
w/e you haven't gotten any sugar your entire life
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 02:43 PM       
Yes i have. The nice lady upstairs borrowed me a cup of sugar once
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 02:43 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 03:24 PM       
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I bet she just gave you splenda and told you it was sugar, because she hates you
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 03:36 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 03:37 PM       
Perhaps she slipped him the baking soda.
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 03:38 PM       
Thank Christ this thread went to shit. I was getting depressed by people who are probably younger than me, getting laid.

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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 03:39 PM       
How old are you, anyway?
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 03:41 PM       
Old enough to know I shouldn't be posting crap like this poll around here.
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 03:42 PM       
Terra, I can help you to get laid
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 03:45 PM       
Oh fuck...this just went down the shithole in a hurry.
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 04:03 PM       
I'll be 16 on the 21st.
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 04:24 PM       
Don't you fuck anything until then 'cuz 15 year olds eeeeew
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 04:40 PM       
Yes, in fifteen days my body and mind will have changed enough that it will be much different.

My girlfriend is 17
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 04:42 PM       
Isn't it still illegal? :/

I mean, shouldn't both be over 16?
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 04:49 PM       
Technically they are both "minors" (no they don't work in the coal mines--haha!) so the worst that could happen is that they go to "time out."
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 04:51 PM       
I guess you mean "minors" :/ (I can be (well I am) wrong too)
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Old Jun 6th, 2006, 04:54 PM       
You got me there. I just HAD to go back and correct it. Milhouse would have a field day with me over that boo boo.
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Milhouse's still around here?
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