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View Poll Results: How often do you get it a week? (And not date your hand)
3 times a week. 3 12.00%
Twice a week 3 12.00%
Once a week 2 8.00%
Once every two weeks 2 8.00%
Once a month 0 0%
I'm a fucking virgin leave me alone fer chrissakes 11 44.00%
I-Mock is my sexual outlet. 2 8.00%
I can't find my naughty bits 2 8.00%
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Old Jun 7th, 2006, 01:17 AM       
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Originally Posted by Chojin
guys did you know that if you wear a strawberry condom it looks like you have dog penis
Yes.

I get sexin about once every 2 months nowadays. I dont really care though. Sex is to candy what masturbation is to a sandwhich.

And that analogy is beautiful and full of numerous truthful interpretations all of which I am proud of.
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