I'm a whiny e/n homogay in dire need of your attention!

[maggiekarp]

Show up in a tube top and hot pants and start a firey argument with her over something completely irrelevant, like who the real mother is or something. Then take a big, flourish-y type bow to all your co-workers and dance away into the night.

That or try to talk to her. "Hey uh we've been avoiding eachother for a while now and the drama is hella suckage. It's like one of those faggy romance animes that Maggie likes to watch all the time. Who Maggie is is isn't important right now, we gotta discuss this over quesadillas." or something.