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Old Jun 8th, 2006, 05:46 AM        the danger of living in arizona...
so I my nephew was stung by a scorpion 5+ times. They live in a small town in Arizona. But the desert part. Anyways, he’s gonna be ok I guess, but what was strange was an email I got from my mom. She said that the swelling in his tongue would be going down soon. But a quick check of the internet says that the only swelling would be where he was stung.

So how the fuck did he get stung in the fucking tongue???

I guess he was watching TV on the floor which my sis told him not to do because they have seen a lot of scorpions in the house, but what the fuck?

holy shit edit: i thought i was my oldest nephew, but it was the youngest. like 4 or 5 years old.....
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Old Jun 8th, 2006, 08:57 AM       
If he got stung FIVE times I think there would be enough poison to cause swelling in other parts of his body.
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Old Jun 8th, 2006, 09:41 AM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2006, 11:37 AM       
a scorpion, not 'the scorpion'

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Old Jun 8th, 2006, 02:13 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2006, 02:40 PM       
That's why we need to get rid of scorpions and pedophiles.

I've been saying this shit for years and here we are again!
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Old Jun 11th, 2006, 07:25 PM        Re: the danger of living in arizona...
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I guess he was watching TV on the floor which my sis told him not to do because they have seen a lot of scorpions in the house, but what the fuck?
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Old Jun 11th, 2006, 07:32 PM       
You thought you are your youngest nephew?

What kind of fucked up bloodline are you involved with, man? :/
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Old Jun 11th, 2006, 08:13 PM       
You are a fucking retard Juttin.

He thought it was his OLDER cousin that got stung, but it turns out, it was his YOUNGER.

Learn to read the letters that are missing in typos.
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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 02:45 PM       
update! i guess he was just stung so bad that the swelling is all over his body. anyway i posted this on another board, and people thought it was gonna be about this....



DUST STORM!!!!
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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 06:30 PM       
Good to hear the kid is gonna be OK, but you must have some badass scorpions there, because I thought the sting was almost exclusively for defence and large prey.

That dust storm is badass. Its like nature telling you to get the fuck out of her way
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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 06:33 PM       
Baddass storm, dude.
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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 06:40 PM       
Neh...it's the Earth purging itself clean...
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