I Cut My Hair

[Generator86]

Sorry to be misleading when I said that "I" cut my hair. I meant that I went to a barber shop to get my hair butchered.

Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with sending excess hair to try to give cancer-stricken kids a sense of self-worth by applying it to a wig so they don't get laughed at and picked on in school, even though everyone who knows them will know that they're wearing a wig, thus making them even bigger targets for the bullies and miscreants in their class.

Eh, fuck it. I stand by my decision.