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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:29 PM        YAY FOR ME!!
I got a promotion at work! I got a nice raise! Now I am going to be the BOSS!! Yes, I am shamelessly tooting my own horn!! For those of you who don't like it... fuck off!!

Look for me bossing people around at a company near you!! Hey Milhouse... you need a job? I think I dropped my pencil!!

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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:33 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:35 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:38 PM       
I had no idea she was Mexican.

Are you those short, fat ones that like to fuck up the washers and dryers by stuffing all your shit into all the units and then smile and not speak English when I start screaming at you? That shit pisses me off. I can't get ANYTHING washed here.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:39 PM       
Fuck Hispanics.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:40 PM       
dude they use thier non english speaking ways against us, to confuse us, man.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:42 PM       
Sevenforce... you're just pissed because I don't return your love via PM.



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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:43 PM       
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dude they use thier non english speaking ways against us, to confuse us, man.
I know right?

WAKE UP WHITE AMERICA!!
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:45 PM       
bomb mexico pillage the bean farms and eat the mexican children's brains
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:46 PM       
BRAIN BURRITOS LOL
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:48 PM       
Man I went to this mexican resturant (no not taco bell hahahaha) and I asked him for some nachos and he didn't understand so I said real slow CAN I HAVE SOME FUCKIN NACHOS PO FAVOR. My friends gotta kick outta that one.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:50 PM       
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WAKE UP WHITE AMERICA!!

Wait.. aren't you blackwith a traveling eye?

Or, are you in fact, Hispanic and that is why you are making fun of them...... Why are you hating on your people? Did someone eat all the Tacos at dinner?
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:51 PM       
okay okay i have a story similar to the nacho story:

like usually they give you lettuce & sour cream & guacomole, but i don't want that shit. and i told the waiter this. they come back with everything i asked NOT to come with the nachos there. so i told the manager this, and he got so mad at me he like tried to make me pay for everything even the tortillas & chips and queso

which is usually free

i just left and paid for my soda

but man i was full on chips & queso & tortillas & soda
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:53 PM       
Right on brother that was a kick ass story
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:54 PM       
i know man it was awsome

why do those places even have food at all when they give you like a buffet of corn & tortilla & cheese before you even order
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:56 PM       
Yeah I know man the chinese are a little better at least they yell at their own people and they got those big ass buffet tables and theyre meek and polite towards you like they should be cause we still got more bombs where that came from
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 07:57 PM       
it's like, i need more sweet & sour chicken & egg rolls and they know what i'm saying don't talk about bombs because chinese food is like a bomb of flavour in my mouth because they make that shit the BOMB
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 08:02 PM       
Theyre pretty easy to fight too just dont let them pull out that nin-fu shit on ya. Those beaners are tough, they travel in packs.

You mess with one bean you get the whole burrito, right?
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 08:04 PM       
a burrito with knives
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 08:08 PM       
And theyll have one of them girls that are decent looking and all of the guys just swarm and hover all over her like fuckin animals. Thats disgusting.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 08:08 PM       
like a bunch of tanned hairy OAOs, but with less smarts an shit
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 08:09 PM       
know what's more disgusting: this thread, because i am so hungry!

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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 10:46 PM       
GET ME SOME TACOS sevenforce!!!




See.... I'm a natural!!
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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 02:03 AM       
I'm Mexican and you guys have tarnished my burrito heritage to a mere bean.

MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN. hahahahahahahahaha
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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 03:14 AM       
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