The Internet is a Series of Tubes

[mburbank]

That's pretty funny when you think about it. But because our reprsentatives are n many cases creaky old dinosaurs that make me look all hip and young by comparison, they'll take their bribes from lobbyists who also don't understand or care on behalf of big businesses caught up in an 'internet gap' frenzy and a lot of cash will change hands between folks who were already rich in the first place and nothing will change very much.