I Met Jean-Paul Sartre

[CaptainBubba]

Just last Saturday I went to GNC and wouldn't you know it Voltaire was buying a weight loss stacker. I approached him with my giant man body and pushed him into an isle of protein poweders.

Offering a hand to help him back up I whispered gently into his french faggot ear, "Fuck you".

"What?" he said with a confused and terrified expression.

"Fuck you for claiming both that a divine creator must exist based on the consistantly "organized" and "wonderous" nature of the universe and then declaring the autonomous and deterministic nature of the universe which is in direct opposition to most conventional ideas about a deity".

"OMG" Voltaire said as tears came to his eyes. "OMG I'm so sorry you're right I never thought of that".

Then he blew me in front of the fish oils and I gave him some angry hose. Am I right ladies ;p