Stupic characters

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Violently Angry Rasta

MILHOUSE BACKWARDS, I'M GOING TO TIE YOU UP, BLINDFOLD YOU, AND FORCE YOU TO HOLD AN APPLE IN YOUR MOUTH. I WILL TELL YOU WE WILL PLAY A ROUSING GAME OF WILLIAM TELL. I WILL LAY YOU FLAT ON YOUR BACK, AND USING THE LARGE HATCHET I USE TO CUT DOWN TREES WHEN I WANT TO BUILD A NEW HOUSE, I WILL DIVIDE YOUR HEAD IN TWO NEAT SECTIONS ABOVE AND BELOW YOUR JAW. I WILL THEN USE YOUR HEAD, NOW IN TWO PARTS, AS A PUPPET AND MAKE YOUR DEFILED HEAD SAY MANY EMBARRASSING THINGS, SUCH AS "LOOK AT ME, I'M MILHOUSE BACKWARDS AND I LIKE TO SUCK ON COW'S TESTICLES!"

I do believe I get the best death.

HOORJ!