If you could give yourself felatio

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

Originally Posted by executioneer

guys if you could commit the sin of onan would you

Technicly his sin was not that wanked. he was commanded to have a baby with his dead brother's widow and raise it in his honour. He fucked her but pulled out at the last minute and shot his wad elsewhere.

His sin was not that he wanked, but that he didn't impregnate the chick he was commanded by God to impregnate.