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Old Jul 28th, 2006, 08:33 PM        tragic case of zombie profiling (with WMDs)
So minnesota, a city known for the zombie pub crawl in febuary and other fun zombie related bits arrested 5 adults and one juvie for carrying a fake WMD.

By fake WMD they mean a backpack with a stereo in it and some wires sticking out. The radio played thriller and other Zombie like tunes as the crowd dressed in tattered clothes and fake blood shambled/danced down the street to a big zombie party downtown at somebodies house.

They were not charged and simply spent the night in jail for causing a ruckus and scaring people with their awful dance moves. Can't a zombie dance anymore without getting the man down on him?

http://www.pr-inside.com/zombie-wmds-r13216.htm
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Old Jul 28th, 2006, 09:35 PM       
Here is a more detailed account complete with pictures of the crappy looking zombies. One heffer doesn't even have any makeup on:

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/s17817.html
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Old Jul 28th, 2006, 09:54 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2006, 02:17 AM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2006, 02:18 AM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2006, 10:48 AM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2006, 12:53 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2006, 09:46 PM       
The hefer Whiterat is refering to has her name spelled differently in the article from the name under her picture.
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Old Jul 29th, 2006, 10:37 PM        Re: tragic case of zombie profiling (with WMDs)
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So minnesota, a city known for...
A city, huh? Exactly what state is Minnesota in?
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 07:48 AM        Re: tragic case of zombie profiling (with WMDs)
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So minnesota, a city known for...
A city, huh? Exactly what state is Minnesota in?
I meant to say IN a city, common typo. From this report I guess the city of minnesota is in the state of confusion?
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 10:44 AM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 11:20 AM       

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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 11:53 AM       

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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 12:05 PM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 12:07 PM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 02:48 PM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2006, 11:29 PM       


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Old Jul 31st, 2006, 11:18 AM       
Umm... Virginia
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