God Damned Twins

[James]

A girl I know dated a twin once. I tried to warn her twins were evil (based on that piece, Proto). But she didn't listen.

Then she was in the hospital for a couple months (I believe it was a severe case of pneumonia. I don't remember for sure), and her boyfriend never visited her. Instead, he dumped her for someone else, because she was never around.

I hate being right all the time.