Yay....not

[Immortal Goat]

Are you in college yet? No, you aren't. Are you going to be able to afford college? Probably not. A baby IS a full time job. You'll be too busy dealing with that kid than you will anything else, and THEN you'll either fail or drop out.

Shifty, I honestly hope that you prove all of us wrong. Not for your sake, nor for the sake of your baby mama, but for the sake of the baby. If you somehow are able to pull a miracle out of your ass, then more power to you. But it seems you have a problem pulling anything out when it is beneficial to you, so I'm not holding out much hope.