Who here is Jewish?

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I don't know, I wanted to get some douchie mcfuctard t-shirts or something. Maybe 'I'm with douchie mcfuctard' ones as well.

It appears comedian David Cross made the following observation:

I'm an atheist, I don't believe in God, so therefore I would think that I can't be Jewish, basically because ... Judaism is predicated on a belief in God. So if I don't believe in God I can't be Jewish right? But... no... you can't. Judaism is the only religion that does this, it came up with this bullshit, arbitrary rule, that if your mother's Jewish, then you're Jewish. So it doesn't matter what I believe in, just Jew for life.