my car was murdered

[noob3]

Hey, think of it this way! Atleast your car didn't MELT. You know, because sometimes they do. Sometimes you'll be launching 90 in the middle of the boonies, you'll snag a hay bail under your car. You'll panic, and you'll try to drive it out! But oh no, you forget the laws of FRICTION! So, naturally, the hay bail catches fire. You frantically flee the car, looking for help. And you know what? By the time you actually get to anywhere that isn't a fuckin' 50 year old unibomber style shack, your car is already a pile of molten ash. And the scrap metal guy wouldn't even take it.

Fuckers.