I fell in love with a lesbian.

[Jixby Phillips]

ps let me clarify my joke, i'm not even refering to the lesbian kiss in the movie, I mean kissing in general. Because covering your eyes when kissing happens on the TV is a very childish response to "romance crap"

PS isn't it great when somebody has an issue with lesbianism a straight guy will suggest that they watch Chasing Amy as a way to solve those issues? A movie which is REALLY about this unfortunate time in this one girl's life when she fell in love with this dumb sadboy schlub who wasn't worth her time even if she was straight?