God Be With Us, I'm a Father Pt. 1

[McClain]

Thanks. I sure hope so... I mean, I've got the mentality of a child so at the very least I'll be able to relate. And since I get toys in the mail on a weekly basis, I'll literally have a stockpile for "it" to play with.
I get all sorts of junk toys, too. Disney stuff. Toy Story. Pokemon. Stuff I'd normally get rid of, but now I have to consider keeping it. Me and this kid are gonna' have some great adventures. I'll be the coolest dad on the block.
"My dad is a mechanic and can fix anything."
"Oh yeah? My dad has a million toys and is a Navy SEAL and watches cartoons and will kill your dad with plastic nunchuku."