there was this kid we knew in elementary school that juttin reminds me of. he was a little retarded, after
the mask came out he'd like, pose, and then make a PSHCHEWWW noise and run away and i bet he thought he was like, moving at the speed of fat or something.
but yeah, he was a serious porker too and would handle it in juttinesque fashion. and then one day my mom told me that his mom told her that every day he'd come home from school crying and begging her to buy him slim-fast.
i guess what i'm trying to say is
here you are, son.