Nation States (haha)

[Juttin]

The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for ACTIONIA JUNIOR's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that zombies could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the zombie population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Samuel Dredd. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have zombie kebabs, zombie pies, zombie-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


"I agree that something needs to be done about zombie over-population," says random passer-by Pete Spirit, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]


"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Lars McGuffin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The zombies were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The zombie is part of what makes ACTIONIA JUNIOR a great nation!"