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How to Be Just Like Paris Hilton

Is Paris Hilton your idol? Do you really really want to be like her? Then this is the place for you!
Steps

1. First, buy a small dog and give it a cute name like Tinkerbell. Dress it up in its own clothes! Ideal dogs are small, cute and will fit in a bag! Ideal outfits are pink tutus or anything pink! Buy a nice, designer bag, and if you don't have the money, buy a fake one off the internet! Put your dog in it and make sure everyone can see it!
2. Next, if you are not blond, go blond! Anything but blond is SO not Paris! Try a very light, platinum blond and make sure you look after your hair! Alternate from straight to curly, tied up in a high ponytail to in low pigtails...etc!
3. Develop a love for pink! Everything you own must be pink! If you are still in school, flaunt your love of pink with folders, bags, pens...all in pink! Make sure everyone knows your fave color!
4. The only shoes you ever wear must be high! Heels are your best friend! Most of your shoes should be pink! Try and get a huge selection of shoes, even if they are not very expensive!
5. Buy some huge, over sized sunglasses and never take them off! Paris style glasses would be pink with diamentes, or white framed! You can find these in most shops! If you want to accessories further, try cool headbands or cute dangly earrings with some sparkle on them!
6. Get your own catchphrase that you say all the time! Something cute like 'Thats hot!' Say it, and make sure people know it is YOURS!
7. Even if you are brainy, act dumb!
8. You must have one best friend that you do everything with! Fall out a lot and have a lot of arguments! Be seen everywhere with them, and do exactly the same thing! Never, ever be on your own! This friend is like your assistant, they should follow you and be willing to do anything for you! Don't treat her like rubbish! And make sure she is blond, and wears all the latest fashion!
9. Have lots of boyfriends! Make sure they totally worship you and shower you with gifts! Try and find a rich boyfriend, you can find these in cool, popular clubs, which you should be hanging around in!
10. Go shopping and spend all your cash! If you don't have that much money, get some posh, designer bags and stuff your 'cheap' carrier bags in! Then you will still look like a star!
11. Be friends with the 'in' gang! You are very popular, remember, so make sure you are nice to all the right people!
12. Love yourself! Because you are soooo A-list!


Tips

* Your clothes are important! Always choose something pink if you are stuck for ideas! Try cute miniskirts and patterned tops!
* Wear Paris's perfume!
* Acting like a whore is just like Paris Hilton, but follow the info in the warnings section so you don't get STDs.


Warnings

* Whorish behavior, (like the kind Paris engages in), can be dangerous to your health. Remember- when you are filming your own amateur porn, use protection!


Things You'll Need

* Protection
* an Animal
* No Self-Esteem


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