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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 02:07 AM        NEW FEATURE: "THE HAUNT YOUR HOUSE KIT!"
In my latest feature, I examine the contents of a "Haunt Your House Kit" and see just how scary it can actually make my place look. The results were astounding. So astounding that I filmed a video walk-through of the thing so you can all experience it just as I did! You'll see the video at the end of the piece... if you can make it through all the terror!


NEW FEATURE: "THE HAUNT YOUR HOUSE KIT!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/haunt-kit

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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 05:12 AM       
Carrot Top jokes?

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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 06:46 AM       
Great article and even better video.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 07:44 AM       
I laughed pretty damn hard and even harder during the video that I woke up some people in the house. Awesome article!
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 08:13 AM       
Yeah, that video is truly great stuff!
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 08:20 AM       
Eugh, the PC's wallpaper was somewhat disturbing D:

lol @ video
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 11:24 AM       
I had to stop the video at Carrot Top. There is truly nothing more frightening than a shirtless Carrot Top. I am scarred for life.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 02:42 PM       
Ever notice how many times it says slit in that poster instructions?

The video was awesome. "Its... A fishing net."
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 04:41 PM       
That video was the win.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 04:54 PM       
Thanks all, glad ya enjoyed the piece and the video. I'm hoping to add more 'n more video stuff to the site. And speaking of the video, it's doing really good on YouTube today in the Comedy section. Pretty spiffy!l

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntEAp9n3wVc
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 05:01 PM       
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Thanks all, glad ya enjoyed the piece and the video. I'm hoping to add more 'n more video stuff to the site. And speaking of the video, it's doing really good on YouTube today in the Comedy section. Pretty spiffy!l

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntEAp9n3wVc
Ive noticed youve been putting alot more videos of things on newer articles... Is this training for the zombie flick?!! :0
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 05:17 PM       
so companies send u free products to make fun of?
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 05:22 PM       
There seems to be a lot more praise than mockery when it comes to the Fright Catalogue.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 08:17 PM       
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so companies send u free products to make fun of?
Yeah, companies send me stuff sometimes with the understand that I might make fun of it. But with companies like Fright Catalog, there's so much stuff of theirs that I like, that it's never a problem anyway. Even if I make fun of something, I still direct people to their site because they *do* sell lots of other awesome stuff (as you've already seen I'm sure).
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Old Oct 24th, 2006, 12:45 AM       
Maybe RoG can bum some stuff off of them for his Zombie movie. The video was great.
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