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[Grislygus]

You're right! How could I be such a pussy?! Obviously, Hostel was spectacular, today's horror movies are ace. I'm such a fool. Lawl, I actually used to like things like 1963's The Haunting. Man, now that I've seen the truth of Hostel, The Haunting is BORING. There's like, no blood or ANYTHING. Just a girl running around with freaky camera angles, what's up with that?

What else could I have missed in the name of culture? GOOD LORD! I haven't seen the Dukes of Hazzard yet! I'm a self professed fan of comedies, as well as film in general, and yet I haven't seen the raunchiest of laugh fests! Believe it or not, I actually felt that Dukes of Hazzard was inferior to raunchy comedies like Young Frankestein and History of the World, part One! WOW! What a snob I am! Can you believe I haven't seen Police Academy 6 yet? I mean, all comedies are just made to make a quick buck, and I was actually holding them to standards. Silly me.