Comedy ethics

[mburbank]

Laws, Kelly, I work for a non profit, I hardly own anything, certainly not Vince. If I did own him I'd lay him on an old, stained beach blanket on my lawn the first nice Saturday that came along with an old Snackmaster, some cast off McDonalds toys, a broken lamp, a half finished sad clown paint by numbers kit and little handwritten "Anything here for a quarter" sign.

If by sundown he was still there, I'd roll up the blanket and shove it in the grabage.