Comedy ethics

[VinceZeb]

Max, I'm not trying to impress you. So frankly, your opinions mean shit to me. You are nothing more than entertainment for the periods of time I need filled. If you really tout the fact that you "own" me, you are petty fucking pathetic and it just proves once again that you live in a la-la liberal land.

I mean, come on Max, do you actually know people in the real world. You work in a non-profit (i.e. Cant make money) museum! And you try to come off as better than me? Wow. You must have big brass balls to go along with your 2 inch dick. There is no angle, Max, and you just can't accept that. This world goes bye-bye if I don't log in or don't turn on my computer. We all CHOOSE to be here. I choose to provoke idiots and laugh at them at a second-rate humor site. Wow, I don't care enough about typing nice long eloquent sentences on a message board! Man, I must be a dork. I like some of the shows you do, so how can a "tool" like me appreciate them!

Max, you are a fucking elitist prick who deserves to have the teeth in your mouth knocked into your stomach. To me who are nothing but a humor piece and you just prove why people like you would die in the real world. Want to talk shit about me, Max? Go work for a real business and have to perform a real job. Function with the average people of society. See, I do those things. And I know how people think and react. Get a nice big dose of reality. That is why I say I pitty your family, because if you are like this off this board, then you are going to raise another dumbass child who dosen't deserve to have an opinon let alone vote in elections.

And kelly, if I wanted your opinon, Id take my dick out of your mouth.