First kiss...?

[Blackjack]

Banshee:

"Yeah, And I'm like, so, like, cool and yeah, like, so, like, yeah, whatever. Like."

Goddamn Americans. Why does every Hollywood kiss never have tongues? That's not a kiss. That's holding your lips against someone elses lips for a few seconds, then getting bored.

Me? My first, first kiss (we're talking tongues, here) was when I was sixteen. And in four glorious years I've pretty much lost count of the total number - yet I've never been in a proper "relationship" or whatever you want to call it. Which is probably for the best.