Ironically, the guy who started this thread most likely won't be eligible ;< Most of the fuckwits from last year were newbies and AMERICA CANNOT SURVIVE ANOTHER CHRISTMAS WITHOUT PRESENTS.
Maybe we should add a stipulation that people who have been here less than a year that want to play have to mail a 'test package' to i-mockery HQ and post a picture of themselves with their camera to prove they have the essentials required of this brave task.
