Am I a huge dick?

[Grislygus]

Allright, if you insist on me explaining this to you, so be it. Let me walk you through it step by step.

1.)

Originally Posted by Mad Melvin

the worst thing was, I didn't get any sexings in four days! I mean, yeah, I understand that she was sad and all, but c'mon!

This is humorous sarcasm on the half of the thread's author, Mad Melvin. By acting outraged at being inconvenienced by the lack of "sexings" (recreational procreation), he infers that he is actually a clueless, horrible dick. *Note: Not REALLY. That was the humorous part*

2.)

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

You are kidding, right?

This individual is pretty sure that it's a joke, but... er, well, is it? *Note: this is speculation of his possible thoughts at the time, in the efforts of better explaining this complicated web of subtlety. It cannot be completely accurate, please do not take it as such.*

3.)

Originally Posted by Grislygus

I for one would like to offer Mad Melvin my condolences in his dire need for sexings, unlike this traitor over here.

This is once again has the intent of humorous sarcasm, in response to Mad Melvin's post. In order to understand this, one needs to remember the idea that Mad Melvin is a clueless dick (not really, the inital post was sarcastic. Try to keep up).

My post implied that, as a fellow chauvenist dick, I feel that sex is more important than anything, and that WhiteRat was a "traitor" to the male cause (not specifically mentioned, but inferred) for feeling compassion. Once again, sarcasm.


Hope that clears things up for you.