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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 11:06 AM        Sleeping with the enemy?
Fuck.

I am slowly but surely getting dragged deeper and deeper into Gothdom.

It started with basically having one or two Goth friends - I wouldn't go with them to a Goth night or whatever but when they have house parties with lots of JD and weed, you just can't say no. And do ya know the sort of people that go to Goth parties? Yes, more Goths.

Double Fuck.

It's interesting y'know - the sort of people that run the Film Unit in the student cinema are all Goths - and because I work setting the clubs and gigs, I invariably catch a late night movie for free, meeting more and more and more Goths.

Next thing ya know, I'm doing a DJ set at "Batfink" - a local Goth night (which is amusing, considering the only Goth tunes I have in my music collection are two albums of Goth Metallica covers and some 80's synth pop).

And to cap it all, you're currently sleeping with a Goth whose favorite colour is pink (!). Soon I'll be wearing black PVC and slitting my wrists just like the rest of them.

Fuck.
How the hell am I gonna get out of this one?
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 11:22 AM       
Kill yourself.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 01:47 PM       
you don't think Angela is cheating on me, do you??
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 02:29 PM       
I think you're a bad character.

Couldn't you have at least made a character named Adam Sandler or something? The potential for poop jokes and 60 year old guy jokes is limitless that way!
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 07:16 PM       
All characters should be as funny as me
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 07:29 PM       
No, the only way you could be funny is if when people said "What should I do?" you posted "Get me."
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 07:50 PM       
And to cap it all, you're currently sleeping with a Goth whose favorite colour is pink (!). Soon I'll be wearing black PVC and slitting my wrists just like the rest of them.


I don't see the downside. Goths
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
I think you should start wearing leather jackets. Jeans. wristbands. Metal tees. You should constantly headbang even when a metal riff is hummed, and do fist-bang RAWK! for no reason all the time. Army boots, man, army boots.

After a month, you'll be cleansed.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 09:01 PM       
helm + army boots = :sigh
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
I think goths are silly, but I have to (and hate to) admit it...I think goth chicks are hot. Well, not all of them obviously, but there is something about the "goth" look that really gets me fired up.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 09:43 PM       
I think it's the corsets and fishnets.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 09:46 PM       
Those Goth clothes look too damn expensive for me. Sure I can afford a black T-shirt and some black cargo pants from Target but the rest of that pricey shit they wear could be spent on beer and drugs. They may just forget that they are loosers. That's all I aim to do.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 10:20 PM       
I like the gothinas, but what's even better is a chick with a sword in a kimono.
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 05:42 AM       
The worst part is just meeting endless misfits. Generally when I go to parties and the like I stick to the people I know and avoid the rest of the greasy goths. Most Goth chicks that I know are definiately not "hot" for the simple reason that they only hang around with goths is because they are fat, ugly and can't get a shag.

Helm, yeah when I do go out with 'em I do generally just wear some green combats and a Metallica shirt or something like that. I am definitely not a Goth (last time I checked... )
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 05:47 AM       
I have plenty of goth friends who are funny, friendly, and sometimes hot ( ). Maybe the fact that she likes pink is a good sign! Or, it's a sign that she's really a hardcore Carebears fan in the body of a goth.

It gets scary for me when a person makes it their way of life. Just the other day I was walking along some shops in the hot, baking sun, and there's this big goth girl all geared up in make-up and a huge black dress. I was surprised she wasn't sweating uncontrollably or something.
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 05:57 AM       
Yes, I know people like that too.

There's a fanatical Goth called Rogan who will typically wear a long black coat, frilly shirt, black waistcoat and a top hat!

Fool.
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 08:39 AM       


Crotch shot, baby. :conviction
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 11:01 AM       
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 12:38 PM       
GET A ROOM FAGETS
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 12:42 PM       
you know i lubs ya baby





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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 03:23 PM       
Helm's picture sparked the memory of a line from Monty Python's Galaxy song:

It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light years thick

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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 12:22 PM       
Pie jesu domine *SLAP!* donna eis requiem...
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 01:55 PM       
Blackjack is right; all the Goth chicks around here are fat and/or ugly.
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 10:27 PM       
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