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Status: Connected to guide: WendyF
WendyF: Welcome to ChaCha!
WendyF: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: WHAT IS GOIN ON?
You: do you get paid for this?
WendyF: nothing much you?
WendyF: yes we do
You: cool I'm lookin for a site called "your the man now dog"
You: but I can't seem to connect to it from my old bookmarks
WendyF: I will see what I can find for you
WendyF: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: I think my internets are broken, or my son is using Quake to hack the phoneline
You: SCORE
You: THANX YOU
WendyF: Are these results sufficient?
You: heck yeah
WendyF: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: thank yous very much
WendyF: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: I'm hesitant
WendyF: Have a great night
You: for I have only done this once before
WendyF: your very welcome
WendyF: I don't know what it is your gonna do but best of luck
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